Tree sex
If you have a website and check your referrals, you are probably used to getting hits from weird search queries. My stats won’t show extremely weird search keywords; the weirdest (but somehow justifiable) are:
- evil truck faces
- definition of consistency of thought
- pranks to pull on sororities
- freshman week torture
I’m sad to see that no one finds this site searching for “I want to see my neighbor naked” or “please help my cat is stuck in a tree”.
I wonder who searches for that kind of things. In fact, I wondered who would search all that weird stuff. Today I was in a computer lab at my university, and when I was about to Google something, a list dropped down with the keywords the person using the computer before me searched for. It was pretty normal, mostly academic stuff, except for - tree sex - wtf?
I Googled tree sex to see what it was about and I got the most disturbing results. I certainly hope whoever was searching for that, meant something else; like, he was an ecology student and honestly thought that trees reproduced having sex with each other. If that’s not the case, then we have the person guilty for all those weird search queries on the Internet.
An ecology student who thinks that? Must’ve been very very lucky to get into university then =P
There’s also a slight possibility that people just type random words and hit “Enter” : let’s see what this returns. See? That’s the brighter side of things.
Tree sex? LMFAO!!!! People do search for some strange things.
That is rather odd! If I’m a hosted subdomain, how can I view the search terms for my site? is it possible?
Maybe he/she was looking for the Urban Dictionary entry? ;)
I totally get really strange search queries, and I have no idea how they get there.
But lol @ tree sex! I immediately thought of branches all tangled up together.
@Bubs: I was totally gonna say that!!!
Treegasm. LMAO.
At least now I know that “arborphilia” is just another way to say tree f*cK@! Heh.
On the day that I met Amanda, we went through a park and I saw this big tree. I pointed at it and asked Amanda if sex is possible on that tree. One day after that, you post something about tree sex. :P
Lene where you been living? There has been a lot of tree sex action going down on YouTube and MySpace for sometime. Check my profile at http://www.myspace.com/treesex - and there are videos there too. Tree sex is inter-species, involving humans and trees…. particularly females who since they were young girls have learnt to love frottage… Tree sex is big, like a redwood, no wonder you found it on your university computer - which university is this?